Edd’s MANtra: Bitter Twitter Battle

September 8, 2010Edward Bowsercelebrity dish, Edd's MANtra, music0

Is beefing on Twitter what’s hot in the streets now? Playa, please.

A couple of weeks ago, on my own Twitter – cheap plug: follow me at etbowser – I talked about Kat Stacks’ latest victim. You might remember me mentioning Kat as Superhead’s perverted progeny – a woman who will sleep with anything that moves, then tell your business to the world.

This will inexplicably make her rich and famous, you see.

Anyway, Kat sank her claws into that tattooed troll Soulja Boy. During a tryst at a hotel while he was in the shower, broke out her camera, laughed at his lack of sexual prowess (apparently he couldn’t crank that little Soulja Boy), showed off his cocaine stash, and then posted the video online for the world to see. And for me to laugh. I have NO sympathy for anyone dumb enough to run around with that woman. If you play with fire you’ll get burned – in more ways that one when it comes to that lady.

Apparently Fabolous agreed with me. Fab, one of Stacks’ many enemies, ran to Twitter to diss Soulja and his “Stupid Boy Swag.” Ha! The tweet war has escalated over the days, with tweets getting more threatening – and moronic – with each post. Apparently Soulja thinks he can “murder Fab in a freestyle battle.” Uh huh. You just keep snorting that nose candy, Soulja.

Much ado has been made about this Twitter beef, or “tweef,” as the kids call it. Not to be confused with “queef” – which actually is a more attractive sound that Soulja Boy’s music. Yes, two immature men sniping at each other on Twitter is absolutely ridiculous, but I’d rather they pop off at each other online that in the streets. The LAST thing we need is a coked-up Soulja Boy trying to operate a firearm. I guess, tweefin’ is the safe, alternative way to feud.

OR these dudes could just make battle records and go at it on wax, like the old days, but that means rappers would actually have to, gasp, rap. And that’s just silly.

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