As most of you know, your boy has been on a much needed vacation for the past week and a half. And I while I watching reruns of Voltron, y’all certainly took the chance to misbehave:
– DMX was arrested AGAIN, and this time he was hiding out at penniless producer Scott Storch’s house. Now, that’s a reality show waiting to happen.
– Remember when Rihanna allegedly was messing around with Jay-Z? Rihanna’s publicist admitted that she started those rumors to further her client’s career. No shock there – now someone needs to admit that Rihanna and Chris Brown aren’t really dating. Those two look so fake.
– And Kanye’s horrible 808s & Heartbreak sold 400,000+ copies, landing at No. 1 on the Billboard charts in its first week. Did you people not read my review? I tried listening to that album again the other day and it’s even worse than I remember.
But there was one bit of good news I couldn’t wait to share.
My man Keith Sweat has recorded a tune to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the chicken McNugget!
Don’t believe me? Click here to check out the song, courtesy of TMZ.
Now that’s classy!
Some people might have a problem with a grown man singing about chicken nuggets, like a 10-year-old in the school cafeteria. But those people are haters. In these harsh economic times, when corporations are doing all they can to pull in hesitant customers, they need a spokesman that Americans can trust. And if you can’t trust the man who sang “Make It Last Forever,” then the terrorists truly have won.
And I don’t want to hear about how McDonald’s should have picked someone more “hip” that the kids can relate to. Screw the kids, they don’t know anything. Think about it, would you buy anything from this guy:
Didn’t think so. So next time you’re chomping on a McNugget, know that somewhere, Keith is smiling.
Won’t be me, though. I hate McNuggets.