The two-hour season premiere of Grey's Anatomy starts now!
WTF! McDreamy! Please tell me Meredith is dreaming!!
Sigh. OK. That's better.
Is anyone else glad she's not Meredith's friend? Or Cristina's?
McDreamy or McSteamy who's hotter?
Delayed rage. I've been there.
Does anyone else hear Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl" playing in your head when Callie and Erica are on screen?
It's only 9:15 and someone's dead already?!
I think Cristina likes G.I. Joe.
Her memory resets every 30 seconds. She's like a goldfish.
What kind of crimes would you commit if you found out your husband and best friend were sleeping together?
OK, I think I have a crush on Army Surgeon Badass too.
I'm not sure how I feel about Alex and Izzie getting together. What do you think?
Women should always know what's going on with their money even if they're married and have a joint account! But I'll get off my soap box now.
McSteamy is a jerk, huh? He's still hot, though.
Have I mentioned that I'm glad Meredith isn't my friend?
WTF!!!!???? OMG!! Cristina! Meredith go get help, now! Oh, wait, she can't hear me.
Aww, G.I. Joe is back.
OK, Rose, you're being a little psycho right now.
Your best friend is impelled and you're asking her about your love life. Seriously?
Alex is such an ass.
Callie! What do you mean you don't know?! Oh wait, she can't hear me either.
I was certain that woman was gonna get slapped after she confessed to the affair.
You took out my icicle. Am I the only one who thinks that sounds dirty?
Chill out, Chief!
Well, I made it through an hour and a half before crying.
Yep, I definitely have a crush on G.I. Joe.
Will G.I. Joe stay in Seattle? Will Lexi confess her love for George? Will I ever stop crying?