Y’all are really reaching with the Beyonce slander these days.
Video has been circulating online of King Bey rocking back and forth at a Brooklyn Nets vs Oklahoma City basketball game. Why? Who knows?
So let’s make up reasons!
Of course, social media has jumped to the conclusion that Beyonce is now a closet crack addict. Because you can’t have a social media account without also having degrees in medicine and psychology, you see.
Look, I’m the Sultan of Social Media Shade but even I have limits — just because Bey is doing her Stevie Wonder impression doesn’t mean she’s a step away from being Bubs from The Wire.
That’s Bubs, not Memphis Bleek, by the way.
I’m FAR from a Beyonce apologist, but y’all gotta chill on this one. The woman likely was just bored to death watching that wack game. Or maybe she was daydreaming about that post-Election Day fried chicken First Lady Michelle Obama authorized us to eat:
“I give everyone full permission to eat some fried chicken after they vote. Only after, if you haven’t voted… You make a good point. Because I am, I do talk about health. But I think that a good victory for Democrats on Tuesday, you know, should be rewarded with some fried chicken.”
Yeah that quote is out of context but it’s still hilariously awful.
Anyway, Bey might be bored. She might be hungry. But I doubt she’s tweakin’.
Y’all need to do better.