And speaking of broke, you’ll never guess who has resurfaced to take aim at rap’s richest man:
Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh!
Seems like the Hammerman wasn’t too happy about verses Jay (sorta) directed toward him on Kanye West’s new song “So Appalled”:
He may be a walking punchline now, but there was a time when M.C. Hammer was more popular than Jay-Z ever will be. The dude had his own cartoon, for goodness sakes – and don’t front like you didn’t watch it. But then he blew all his money on interior decorators and helicopters (seriously!) and wound up $13 million in the hole. He then found Christ, as most celebrities tend to do when they’re forced to move back in with their parents, and last I heard, became a pastor.
“KING HAMMER:You wanted my attention #HellBoy (Jigga) ..you got it
“Laughing at these grown men coming on my timeline with they #pompoms waving for #HellBoy (Jigga) ..”
“@kanyewest jay-hoe aka #HellBoy Tell Jay Oct 31 (Devils Nite) We’ll see if this record and video”Hurt’s Him” .. #IamHammer”
Well, at least this pastor didn’t tweet pics of himself in muscle shirts.
Ha, look at Hammer trying to suck up to the juvenile Internet crowd by alluding that Jay is part of those devil-worshipping Illuminatiz. But who is gonna side with Hammer in this “beef?” Getting all emotional over a throwaway line in a rap song is not grounds for a war, especially when the offended party’s career ended before most of today’s rap fans were born. And it’s not like Hammer has a great track record of winning rap beefs – the dude couldn’t even shut up Vanilla Ice back in the day! Oct. 31 is scary enough without Hammer threating to release a sure-to-be-atrocious diss song.
There is one good thing that has come from this – I have a new idea for a Halloween costume!
Who would want to touch that?