Check out this CNN photo.
No, that's not an old prop from the "Remember the Time" video shoot. The Field Museum in Chicago has a 3,599-year-old Egyptian limestone bust that looks mighty familiar.
Remind of you anyone?
Yep, looks like Michael Jackson to me, right down to the thin lips and jacked-up nose.
Wanna know the worst part? This is a sculpture of an Egyptian woman. Dirty Di-annnnnah!
As bizarre as this is, Michael is the only artist cool enough to have an Egyptian artifact in his likeness. That is, if you don't count this guy: