Anyway, the thing that always stand out is how BAD hairstyles were in the 80s and early 90s. Remember these?
Jump rope braids
I'm not mad at weave. Ladies, if you purchase the hair, it's yours, whether or not it actually grew out of your scalp. But one thing I never liked were those big, thick braids sisters used to wear back in the early 90s. You know, the ones that look like the ropes they use on boxing rings. Didn't they hurt? I know they had to be heavy.
The giant box
I must admit, I always wanted a high-top fade, or 'the box' as we called 'em in Va. And I thank the good Lord that my mother refused to let me have one. Remember Kid from Kid 'n Play? I think there's a direct correlation between him looking like a human eraser and the fact that he's basically invisible these days.
Even though I wanted a high-top fade as a naïve child, I certainly recognized the wackness of Bobby Brown's infamous cut. It's like he wanted a fade but was afraid to commit so he did the next best thing - created a half fade. Ugh. Why didn't Whitney see that haircut as a signal of Bobby's commitment problems? Oh yeah, the drugs.
In our quest for equal opportunity in the realm of crappy haircuts, black folks said, "hey, why can't we have a mullet too?" Thus, the rattail was born.
I've never met Jheri, but I bet I know how he created the curl (and yes, Jheri HAS to be a man, only a dude would come up with such a thing). He was running late on his way to Harpo's Juke Joint when he caught out in the rain. But when he stepped in the party he was the hottest thing on the floor. Shug couldn't keep her eyes off him.
Don't front, you know you rocked a couple of these styles. What are some of your most memorable hair scares?